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minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoThis is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
minus-squaremerdaverse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoWait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoAs if someone published a book featuring this very technology…in 1949. It was noted with memes when the ToS of one such television suggested not having private conversations in front of or otherwise near the TV screen.
minus-squarepipes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoAnd an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoClose. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.
This is why you block the camera with a little diorama that shows a single white male viewer…frantically masturbating.
Wait, TVs have cameras now? That sounds super creepy
As if someone published a book featuring this very technology…in 1949.
It was noted with memes when the ToS of one such television suggested not having private conversations in front of or otherwise near the TV screen.
And an array of microphones. But it’s not like they have a clear view of their surroundings. Wait
Close. This is why I mastubate frantically infront of the cameras. It satifies they kink for surveilance and my kink in exhibitionism.