new coke problems

when you cant get or afford health insurance, you take what you can get.

i see bourbon in our future

nevada be like “only 30%?”

[drops protected land]

yeah - the dogwhistle language was pretty much “jail the brown people”.

i’m sure my mother is estatic. she told me she is scared all the time because one of her neighbors is chinese (she doesnt know them or talk to them; i have never met them… and neither has she, officially). that is the only basis for her fear - she makes up stories about them and everything. the last story she made up was how they were running an international crime ring to get more chinese people to live near her…

fucking white people :(

(in regards to the first paragraph) there are more than two reasons to play video games. “choose one of these pre-selected answers” is probably not the reason for most.

pea juice*

peas do not have nipples.