George Washington saw this coming

“[…] cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.”

It is for Republicans

Canadian hard R

This country makes a lot more sense if you think of it as a Linux server run by feuding sysadmins all trying to run their own package managers

The blue background is in fact a default for Windows Movie Maker

I have the worst fucking attorneys

Dead people can’t protest and pressure Congress so it’s a win either way for them