I can think of one or two things.

Maybe they’ll eat 1 meal a day instead of 3.

Then maybe the place that sells plastic food shouldn’t have let this felon rapist use one of their restaurants for a photo op.

I make a point of not listening to what felon rapist traitors say.

And down we go.

Yay, another COVID style supply chain apocalypse. This time brought on entirely by American conservatives and their lack of brain cells.

Buy exactly ZERO gifts for your conservative family members for their bdays and Xmas and make sure to tell them it’s because of the new Trump Tax.

American decline is happening at a much faster pace than I anticipated.

If you don’t own a gun, now is the time.

Yeah.

I mean, I don’t fantasize that my pointing out that a 3rd party candidate for president cannot win and why is going to change the mind of anyone stupid enough to vote 3rd party in a presidential election.

Part of why I do it is because I’m really fucking mad at their concentrated stupidity and want to talk some shit to idiots who were partially responsible for the situation we find ourselves in. The other part is to hopefully get through to some people that aren’t that stupid, so they can see how stupid these people are and hopefully avoid also being that stupid. Ideally I’d be calling them stupid then including the reasons why, which I do all the time. But sometimes I’m just tired and only have the energy to point out that they are very, very stupid idiots.

This was probably the easiest election we’ll ever have and Americans essentially failed an open book test. I do not care that Kamala was maybe not a stellar candidate. Any candidate opposing Donald Fucking Trump and his enablers in the year of our lord 2024 is a stellar candidate by comparison. And this is one of those times when I’m too tired to type out why voting 3rd party for president is akin to punching yourself in the face. If anyone cares they can check my comment history. I explain it to idiots all the time.

I learned inalienable rights weren’t inalienable when I got my first history lesson in 1st grade.

Gonna be honest with you. I care way more about the nation I live in and its democracy and my human rights and the human rights of the ones I love than I do about two nations on the other side of the planet continuing a fucking holy war that’s been going on all my life.

Apparently you do not.

P.S. Gaza is worse off under Trump. And he made it clear that would be the case before the election.

LOL i love how the “vOtE 3rD pArTy!!!” chuds have literally nothing to say anymore–can only downvote.

It’s equal parts hilarious and crushingly depressing. Every time I call out dipshit losers who didn’t vote or voted 3rd party, I get a slew of downvotes from said losers, but never a reply. They know they’re world class idiots, so all they can really do is downvote you.

Thing is, they’ll do the same thing again next time around because they’re not very smart and honestly believe “voting with their conscience” is more intelligent than voting for the candidate CLOSEST to their ideals that can ACTUALLY win, and, in some cases, prevent a MOTHERFUCKING AUTHORITARIAN from assuming power and crashing our economy and shitting on our Constitution, among other things.

Fun Fact: The 3rd party candidate with the most votes was magician Jill Stein, who magically appears right before every election, then magically disappears again afterward. She managed to nab a whole HALF OF A SINGLE PERCENT of the total votes cast. So there’s your proof that anyone voting 3rd party is a goddamn idiot.

I’ll say this once for those in the back. A 3rd party candidate cannot win, because no 3rd party has put in the work to get representatives elected in local/state elections, so they could eventually have ANY PRESENCE AT ALL in the House and Senate, so they’d actually have a chance to win a presidency. Lol, even if they somehow magically got a president in office, they would have NO ALLIES in either chamber of Congress to help them achieve their agenda.

Downvote me. They usually hurt my feelings, but the ones I get from dipshit loser non-voters and 3rd party voters enhance my libido.

Yup.

In America you have to lie, or at the very least dangle shiny things in front of idiots, to win an election.

Sucks, but it’s the truth. Talking about actually policy is out of most fool’s wheelhouses. Gotta appeal to their simple feelings.

Every time Republicans have had control in my lifetime they have fucked up the economy and made life harder for Americans.

The fact that Americans keep electing them is proof that this country is in steep decline and will continue to be so.

Correction: Trump’s father BOUGHT a degree from Wharton.

No one who actually earned a college degree, especially from a notable college, speaks and acts and makes mistakes like Donald Trump.

Yeah, I dunno broseph. Lots of other first world countries have things like universal healthcare, paternity leave, significant and mandatory vacation, longer lifespans, generally higher quality of life and happiness, politics that aren’t straight up clown shows, more human rights.

You’ve successfully nailed an obvious generalization that there are stupid people everywhere, but the point is that stupidity is hyper-concentrated in the good ol’ US of A. As is evident.

Yup.

Gonna spend the rest of my life knowing I’m surrounded by fucking morons. And I’m not some genius. I had a typical public education. I guess the difference is I actually paid attention.

Not a great feeling. Especially since that probably means things aren’t generally gonna get better. Can’t have a good society if it’s overflowing with dipshits.

That’s ok. You’re entitled to defend the dumbfucks that didn’t vote or voted 3rd party. Even morons need someone in their corner.

How’s everyone feeling about America having Nazi Gestapo and concentration camps?

So an administration not only making enemies of all our allies, but of our own citizens as well.

Maybe the knuckledraggers that stayed home or voted 3rd party should rub some brain cells together next time.

Edit: I love ruffling the feathers of all the dumbasses that abstained from voting or voted 3rd party because they weren’t capable of critically thinking. I know you’re mad with how things turned out, and on some level you grasp that you made a mistake, but are too full of pride to admit it, and will probably make the same mistake next time around too.

One of the nice things about MAGAts being stupid is when they get mad they get real mad. So as they get more and more mad about the situation under their own leadership, they may be stupid enough to take things into their own hands. And I’m here for that. Let them do the dirty work and end up pushing up daisies or in a prison cell.