Oh I’m sure there’s a mountain of monkeys’ paws just curling up a storm somewhere.

It ain’t worth it.

I cannot wish enough ill upon them.

Not with that attitude. C’mon, keep trying like the rest of us.

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Prompt: cheerfully describe, in detail, thoughts about about putting obscure historical artifacts in your butt, for research purposes.

Big fat fucking /s because holy shit, I’ve actually encountered people who believe bullshit like that.

My mom hasn’t worked in a decade. Survives off of snap and my dad’s SSDI survivor benefits. She STILL buys the whole welfare queen narrative. “They live ten, twelve to a house, ain’t none of them got jobs, but they all got nice cars!”

Guess they’re just smarter than you, ma. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯