MushuChupacabra

What a fucking loser.

The Final model.

You bent the knee.

Suffer the consequences.

The board needs to not only punt Elon, they need to buy him out.

I’ll consider Tesla as an option a decade after he’s been scrubbed from the company.

Handwringing and stifling other’s calls to action sure the fuck isn’t the answer.

“we concluded this new opportunity was too valuable not to pursue, as it will help us stabilize our finances and allow us to continue our journey.”

We concluded that violating basic human rights was too valuable not to pursue, as destroying lives will help us stabilize our finances and allow us to continue our journey.

-Evil McFuckface, CEO of Thirty Pieces of Silver Airlines

Sweep out the old guard.

It’s the Lebensraum part of their Crimes Against Humanity package.

And yet, there’s nothing inaccurate in his statement.

Yes.

You sound grumpy.

Translation:

Please don’t press us, as we can’t hold the line.

So much winning.