Particularly as I thought they don’t enlist people from Moscow and St Petersburg. Only those from more remote locations that they care less about

If they really want to boil our piss, put “English (American)” as the only option. Or or, a little American flag next to “English”. Oo, I’m engaging myself right now.

How would that manifest itself sorry?

Do you mean we’re America’s bitch so we’d use our influence as part of the EU to campaign for things that benefit the US? That seems plausible