This is actually optimistic. They think kids are going to grow up.

Ohio let’s you check out 100 books at a time?

It was horrible.

Man, don’t read this article unless you have a strange desire to have nightmares.

I see. Well…

Fuck!

Oh you can also use coconut oil. I guess some people say it has a good flavor but I have to say I don’t notice any real olive oil flavor in my popcorn but I really use very little. My popcorn is pretty dry, which is how I like it.

Nope works fine. But you can’t use extra virgin olive oil. It has a lower smoke point. Also I’ve found you can do a small bowl or a regular bowl but a large one is best done in two shots.

I used to just use a brown paper bag. Put about a teaspoon of olive oil in the bottom and a little less than a 1/4 cup of popcorn in the bottom (it will start to bleed through, so I put it on a paper towel), put a couple staples in the top (no they won’t spark) and nuke for maybe a couple of minutes.

This did not produce enough popcorn for my addiction, so I started using as plastic microwave popcorn bowl someone gave me. It was more or less the same recipe but I was able to up the quantity a little bit. I didn’t like cooking in plastic though, so now I use a Pyrex bowl with a square plate over the top. The square plate is too keep the popcorn in but still have a little space for the steam to escape. I like not having plastic in the equation anymore but there are some drawbacks.

1. It takes about 5.5 minutes now(1st world problem).

2. The bowl gets really hot so you MUST use oven mitts to handle it.

3. The salt, which I put in before popping, seems to stay more in the bowl than on the popcorn.

4. I’m constantly worried that at some point the bowl is just going to explode.

I hope so. I admit, I didn’t read the article.

The pictures also shows french fries and popcorn. In my house those are literally just potatoes and olive oil and popcorn and olive oil respectively, maybe some salt. Bad for me? Maybe, but ultra processed?

It doesn’t matter unless you’re Hilary.

Maybe it’s a good thing? It’s not like he was doing any good anyway.