Chevy Luv sized from the looks of the pictures.

Thanks Obama!

Ted Cruz’s daughters are probably asking him if they can go to Greenland for vacation right now.

It’s a good thing all those SS employees got stock options when they signed up for the job!

More like someone like Stephen Miller is thinking it. I don’t think Trump can think past where his next bribe is coming from.

Think about this level of waste the next time a company does a round of layoffs of people doing actual work.

How many bone saws did we sell them?

She’s too busy delivering 747s from her “former” bosses to her “current” boss to be bothered with much else.

Of course. How else would you get all those venture capitalists to invest in them?

Give it away to a charity you don’t control now, or STFU about it already. We all know you’re still trying to rehab your reputation.

It’s always wine-thirty somewhere.

When a guy whose wife divorced him because he wouldn’t quit hanging out with a sex trafficker goes after you, you must really be a monstrous piece of shit.

Well, he’s already wearing the same BC glasses they issued in boot camp when I was there, so I guess he’s got that going for him?

Fuck this timeline.

I wonder what the AP will call it…

Has this guy got his Texas harem started yet? Seems like he’s speed running the Musk Meltdown playbook.

Pretty sure that’s the entire point of this whole thing. Give an insanely overbid contract to someone who will then launder back a sizable portion of it in campaign donations or crypto meme coin purchases. Continue grift until the money runs out.

Company store only accepts Spacebucks as currency.

Employees soon to learn what loading sixteen tons means.

I heard Brendan Carr was a dummy who had phone alerts set for his name but was afraid to defend himself because he knew his positions were so ridiculous that they were being laughed at by 1st year law school students who hadn’t even read the syllabus yet.

Preaching kindness is a dangerous business. Be careful out there.