This would work if Elon didn’t desperately want his parents to love him instead of bully him on his own social media platform. His mom never called him anything other than “that annoying kid”, clearly.

India and Pakistan had fallen pretty far in the “most likely to start a nuclear war” category for me, but I will say this move will push them to be a contender for the title.

No! You clearly underestimate Trump, he will throw the full force of the Taxpayer Dollar to Elon Musk and SpaceX to launch as many satellites as the anti-ICBM constellation would need.

This is literally just a means to make Musk richer.