Just a shame Elton was in it.

Why? Did you learn nothing from her duet with Elton The John?

Never. I’m not sure if we even have a pen on the house that isn’t used for colouring in by my kids.

Same for work. I’ve not had to write anything for literally years.

Hang on, does signing your name on a document count?

I don’t think either of those two things would have any bearing on workplace happiness though.

Go to a mortuary. Don’t have to wait for them to be grown.

Can I have his Easter eggs then?

Well obviously the internet is kept in a box, and it’s wireless. The elders of the internet let me borrow it occasionally.

normal person’s server.

I’m pretty sure I speak for the majority of normal people, but we don’t have servers.