I don’t think either of those two things would have any bearing on workplace happiness though.

Go to a mortuary. Don’t have to wait for them to be grown.

Can I have his Easter eggs then?

Well obviously the internet is kept in a box, and it’s wireless. The elders of the internet let me borrow it occasionally.

normal person’s server.

I’m pretty sure I speak for the majority of normal people, but we don’t have servers.