destroy your device by… having to reboot it. the horror! The pain! The financial loss of downtime!

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nah, 4chan gets nukes and immediately someone from /b/ will attempt to an hero the entire world cause it’d be funny

like you can skip right past “we could be evil with this” and go to “we can be indifferently malicious to everyone everywhere forever and pull off the most legendary, species-ending shitpost”

The caption by Patel read, “No one is above the law.”

if I’m still alive to see it, I am gonna enjoy this guy’s post-shitshow trial. He’s young enough to see one in his lifetime.

Ick.

Watergate seems like such a quaint memory nowadays.

1. not in this way
2. not enough to matter

the way it works is sending an HTTP request that registers as a “click” to the advertiser (thus costing them money), but then doesn’t actually let the browser download any content and fetch the webpage, basically pi-holes the destination site and any attached tracking cookies. Combined with the fact that it does this to every ad, it would basically poison any click tracking.

edit: pedants

and before I get any more of you, this is just what I remember reading about adnauseam, do not take it as gospel, go look at AdNauseam’s FAQ.

for the first time, Germany possibly gets to be the “good guys” in a world war! Quite a turnaround.