They don’t have to though. Could just pack it all up, put it in a museum for boring people and move on with their lives.

I offered to do it, they weren’t willing to supply ponchos for the audience though so plans fell through.

Getting the good news out of the way early this week. Too bad they’ll probably select a replacement for him.

Should have given the job to that Teixiera dipshit, at least he has the excuse of being young and inexperienced to explain his stupidity.

Poor guy bounced off, rolled down six flights of stairs (“But it’s only a 3-story building!”) and landed in a running woodchipper.

I haven’t used a “/s” yet and I’ll be damned if I’m going to start now.

You don’t say!

I want to see him meet Stockton Rush.

It is awfully suspicious. Who in their right mind would return from Canada under the current circumstances?

Why do we let the dumbest motherfuckers decide anything, ever?

Every successful flight with him on board is a missed opportunity for those pilots to do the world a favor. They’ve made their choice.

…Some men collect pervy plastic dolls, some collect holes.

Redundant.