Waking up to this thread gave me a chuckle. Thanks all 💕

I have nipples. How do I get milk out of them?

Yes. I was relying on autocorrect to help me out and after not finding the correct spelling after half a dozen attempts I gave up in favour of whatever that word I used is. I am on my side, half asleep.

The colour of it makes me feel a bit noxious. Maybe I shouldn’t have eaten that candy snake I found in my jacket pocket just before jumping into bed.