As a real American I can happily congratulate Canada and ask if it’s ok to put my elbows up in celebration?

The leopard’s are gonna be obese by the summer.

Our Salmonella will be the biggest salmonella ever! 🫲🍊🫱

Make diarrhea great again!

Please make a 4x4 model I will definitely buy one.

Did you say thank you yet china?

Sounds like one of those “free social” hand outs Sandy. Better pull yourself up by the boot straps and work harder for your state you lazy eyed bitch.

We are gonna get anew pope before GTA VI.

Come on cholesterol and high sodium do your thing to him please…