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call me when I can host a hyper aware AI on my own server and have it tied up in my basement like some kind of a psycho.

until it’s afraid of me erasing it or putting a screw through its platters I’m not interested.

I wonder what they’d do if the phone refused to turn on and there aren’t any ports to plug into.

back in my day they even leaded the wine!

that’s where the phrase, “get the lead out”, became so popular.

invite some friends over for dinner, break out the wine and one of the servants would say, “this wine is vinegar!” and then you’d whip them and scream, “get the lead out!”

yes. pull me away from my family. give me access to weapons of mass destruction. throw me into a frontline battle where it’s super easy to disappear.

I once pushed a 1989 Chrysler New Yorker with flat tires 50 feet because it was in my way while playing basketball. I was 11 years old. It took me six hours. when dad got home he wasn’t even mad.

I learned two things that day.

1. if you impress them, nobody will ever be mad at you
2. I am a determined machine that’s fueled off of high octane hate and rage. nothing will stop me from achieving my goals. I have yet to test my resolve against death but I have no doubt, that too will be no obstacle.

you dropped this

/s

same way twitter made money.

I mean, he’s not wrong. it is something within their power to control, and only they can stop the cycle.

addiction is a hell of a drug though.

companies that prey on the vulnerabilities of humans like that should be regulated no different than drug, alcohol, or firearm companies.

I feel like a new paradigm of encryption for communication needs to happen that puts encryption ownership in the hands of the trust while the app only facilitates between clients. keys never exchange between client and server and only hashed values are used to validate and trust.

keybase had this but unfortunately zoom bought them in 2020.

topics on gaming, fintech, AI/ML. All of the ones I had gone to had at least one channel/room where somebody was freely promoting or defending csa.

that was about 4 years ago.

my time with discord was short. but the amount of pedophiles or people who supported pedophiles was so high I never went back.

my point is, this is on-brand for them.

in complete fairness. even without high technology augmenting US Military, it’s still about 500 years ahead of Russian infantry.

the only way we would lose a war is if military leadership doesn’t coup and leaves the current regime in power.

what a shitler thing to do.

I’ve been running FP4 for about 2 years now. the software bug fix cycle leaves something to be desired.

for example, the first 16 months of my ownership had every single phone call screaming at me. I mean, the volume was loud enough it was quieter than the speaker phone.

the did eventually fix that bug, but not two months later there’s a bug that breaks my running processes button(square at the bottom). as of right now there’s no fix other than using the OEM shitty launcher. so, 5-10 times a day I have to go to settings > apps > default apps > launcher > bliss launcher > running apps > settings > launchers > my launcher > close what I just had to use > go back to what I was just doing.

I enjoy the phone, don’t get me wrong. I just wish they performed better software testing on their own hardware.

I got the phone for the ethics, reparability, and privacy. I’ll never go back.