*The wearer can counter your bid. Would you like to raise your bid? We also offer overbidding warranties, available as a separate add-on plan.

Purchase the Platinum Plan to prevent bids on your zippers (excluding bids from Diamond Plan holders).

Yes, and you need the subscription. There’s only a yearly plan.

What would be the point? That’s just staying on Windows, with extra steps and lower performance.

Just the name itself sounds like an an angsty teenage dream. Not really selling it there.