incidentally, i’m introducing a new standard to the called “analogHD (IEEE 2062-6)”. it’s captured using this revolutionary new technology called “cellular photography”. it’s very granular.

sorry y’all. i found this monkey paw and i just wanted to see what 1945 would look like in 4K

i’m busy milking the cows… can we do it in the dairy air?

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fuck me, i’m just a peasant.

there’s probably a german word to describe what i feel, but i don’t think there’s one in english…

i resent that you would invoke peewee, but i can’t deny that it’s apropos. at the same time, i think you just figured out what we all agree should be his outfit for the firing squad. TEQUILA!

edit – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDb00Mx7D7g

the thing about some people is that once you figure out what “their” truth is, you realize why they say they “can’t lie” and it doesn’t make sense. i’m not saying i’ve got HIS number yet, but i’m sure it’s pretty easy to anyone with physical access to him. just like a pc.

wow, thank you for teaching me something new today. now you’ve got me thinking why i made that assumption with so much confidence. the first think i think of is the terracotta army - they’re about 2200 years old. i hear the “5000 years old” number thrown around a lot when talking about the great pyramid. i’ve seen some stuff that i thought was really cool about possible ancient pyramids in china. but i also wonder how much propaganda snuck in there along the way, too.

my last sentence still stands, though :P

true horror is knowing you still have to upvote it

i feel like saying “mark my words”, but i think tesla would probably end up on the top of the list of “most scammy products, given it’s price”.

He passed DeLorean quicker than John could look up from his line.

i don’t know what you’re talking about. is there any doubt that china’s been around for thousands of years? is there any doubt that china’s a lot more well-prepared to weather what wharton’s dumbest fucking student can’t figure out?

i’m making a list of the people i hope are lined up for the firing squad. right now i have stephen miller as #1 and trump as #2. i don’t think rube-o deserves the third spot.

thanks - you’ve got it. i forgot about mastadon. ironic, really, since it’s the resource that everyone will be scrambling for in a few days. mark my words: something horrible is going to happen this weekend, and it will change your life forever.

i think i’m conflating lemmy with bluesky. can’t anyone just host an instance? is it open-source? sorry, i should probably just look into this myself.

pardon my ignorance, but how is a de-centralized and de-federated online community bound to such annoyances?

reminder: if you have anything saved with google, you should probably move it to somewhere that’s not tied to the US govt. mark my words: it’s just a matter of time before they weaponize Google.

i’m not backtracking, i promise

but when you’re dealing with cunts like trump, do facts really matter more than big numbers?

5000 years. that was the argument that got to me. they’ve been around for five thousand years. i don’t think they’re facing any existential crises over the big baby in the doll house.

i think China is doing a good job. god, i never thought i’d say that, but here we are. they’ve stopped accepting orders from Boeing, and they said they’re not willing to negotiate until the US admin is willing to treat them with respect. L M F A O